Finally I understand it

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah that was to be sure things were presentable if a very important person came by. People like Jesus Christ or a resurrected JFK judging by the plastic never having moved an inch for forty years

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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

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• db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or worse, into waterplay

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Squirting is piss

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    • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he’d take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.

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  • tatann@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think you understood what your grandpa meant by “eating a peach for hours”

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Grandma was always hollerin’ at him that he wasn’t eating it right.

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m jealous that your grandpa was Nicholas Cage

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And to protect from that word vomit of a headline.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Could be shit play.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My grandparents were swingers… So somebody was a squirter, might not have been my nan.

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• medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No matter how old I get, I still find it weird thinking, even for a nanosecond, that for me to exist my parents and grandparents had to do THAT kind of thing.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They were flinging juices every which way.

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go back like generations, and see how many times people had to have fucked just to make you. 1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 16…

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And knowing that that bloodline ends with me.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      30 generations ago required over 500k mating pairs. And all that gene juice eventually trickled down to you.

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• heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🤮

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  • PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Grandmas have feelings too, you know!
    … and orgasms. Lots and lots of soaking-wet orgasms.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The closer to croaking, the more she’s soaking.

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• individual@toast.ooo ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  :-(

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