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• ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t tempt me, lemmy stranger

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do you want to get trammed? Is the ‘t’ silent? 😏

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• Senseless@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah, I prefer methods that don’t inconvenience others.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The trolley is driven by AI, and is used to transport bottled water for Nestle…

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can I throw a molotov on the trolley instead?

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    • ZJBlank@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh FUCK yeah, lemme get some propane tanks and fireworks to bring with me

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Still someone has to clean the mess and I don’t want to traumatize them. Same with jumping off bridges or buildings.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Y

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  • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    E

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    • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Knowing me, there will be some way I survive under a tram

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yes.

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, but I do think really hard about it whether I want to or not. That void do be callin sometimes

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Public transportation are tools of the Marxist left, and must be stopped no matter the cost.

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• Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One time I was drunk enough that I’d do that if I saw a incoming tram.

  That said, after many self harm actions, depressive thoughts and other stupid shit I’ve done while drunk, I decided to not drink more than 2 beer in a single day, lol.

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• iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  yes but only if I was either a Republican or a wealthy shitstain

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