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• CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a mystical feeling to be uncertain whether or not Kirk’s face has been shrunken with photoshop.

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  • superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The best part about it is that some editor out there probably can’t tell the difference either, so there’s a good chance that a legitimate article is using a slightly photoshopped picture of him.

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  • IHeartBadCode@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    FR. Dude's head looks like something out of the Wii U mii creator.

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why does his face gets smaller every time I look at it?

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  • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

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  • greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t even tell if its normal face, or shrunken just a little any more.

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• JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Face looks too big.

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  • BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He always reminds me of the little bits character from Rick and morty.

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly holy shit ! I couldn’t put my finger on it ! It’s such a small face on such a big skull !

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• byroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t like seeing this guy’s dumb ugly face even in memes making fun of him. Bad vibes weirdo

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  • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who is he and why does he have a tiny face?

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    • byroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t know and hopefully never have to find out. Just some dumb ugly weirdo

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  • SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Exactly my thoughts

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You know its interesting because the Xbox console has deep roots with obvious Christian symbolism. Believe it or not, back in 1997, when microsoft engineers were looking into a gaming console one of the lead engineers wanted to make a religious gaming console. Inspired by the teachings of Jesus and the values of Christianity, Robert Paulson sought to infuse their creation with spiritual significance. After some convincing, he basically was able to get everyone on board to call in the X-box. The console’s design took shape, drawing upon biblical imagery and motifs. The iconic “X” symbol on the console’s exterior came to represent the cross, a powerful symbol of sacrifice and redemption in Christianity. It served as a reminder to players that even in the realm of gaming, one could find lessons of faith and hope.

  Deep within the console’s code, there are actual hidden easter eggs and references to biblical passages were carefully placed. People didnt find out until ~2005 by people who explored the source code and stumbled upon subtle nods to religious stories and parables. The code came from the vadican itself by the popes lead software engineers. This source code actually manipulated games to make it more holy to play.

  Inevitably, the Xbox’s multiplayer capabilities were seen as an embodiment of Christian community and fellowship. Players from all walks of life, brought together by their shared love for gaming, could connect and engage in virtual realms, fostering friendships and support networks reminiscent of the close-knit Christian communities found in churches.

  As the story of the Xbox’s religious ties spread, it garnered a devoted following of gamers who found solace and inspiration in the subtle connections to their faith. Churches even organized gaming events around the Xbox, using it as a tool to engage the youth and create a sense of unity within their congregations. This is why you see many christian churches holding teen gaming events and xbox games being coveted in toys for tots programs.

  If you want to know more, just ask.

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  • sebinspace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Copypasta history in the making right here

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  • VicentAdultman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am going to translate it and send to a pastor to see if he bites it. Thanks. Quality content

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  • tostiman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TLDR

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    • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      TLDR: Real gamers who love Jesus 69% of the time go for xbox 420% of the time.

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  • SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll never get that time back. Annoying story.

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  • Xanvial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    His name is Robert Paulson

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tits too big

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• iamnotdave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Every time I see Charlie Kirk I have to check if the photo is photoshopped. I keep forgetting how small his face is compared to the rest of his body.

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• IONLYpost@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  checkmate gay mers.

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• Ekybio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is it just me or does his face look to small for his head?

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• onichama@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If the XBox is made by the devil, how come it’s literally called X (aka Christ) - Box?

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But demons don’t wear Halos.

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, well, it was created by devil. But he’s a cool guy.

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• pottedmeat7910@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What an unusual looking boy.

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My brother in christ, you want me to do the same to the phone you used to post this?

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  • SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why can’t people stop with this brother in Christ bullshit? It was funny once 3 years ago and zero times since.

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    • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Get rid of those four words and the comment’s intent doesn’t even change, but memes gotta get beaten into the ground, you know?

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    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My brother in Christ, I don’t give a damn.

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• vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Time to waterproof the Xbox.

  And by that logic, mobiles were the creation of the devil, right? You wouldn’t throw away that.

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  • name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s called satire…

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  • akatsukilevi@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Throw the bible into a bucket of holy water
    Watch as the paper dissolves

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    • RHSJack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That won’t happen. You can try it, for science, but I will save you some time. Water cannot and will not damage the paper of The Bible. You have to burn it.

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    • T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Me when satire 😮

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• sentinelthesalty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Another clear sign of the oppreasion of our people. Gamers rise up!

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• uis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I expected it to be “ga*ers”

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• Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  what’s a gomer?

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  • SlikPikker@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    gay merfolk

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• SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s brilliant cause I can’t tell if this is serious or not…

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shit he’s onto us

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• nikscha@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Next time censor the M instead of the A for added confusion

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• pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why are his facial features scrunched right into the center of his forehead?

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Did they melt like the wicked witch in Oz?

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