Some people crave the flat

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• SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

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    • Ertebolle@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Mortadella Philistine

      My name is Mortadella Philistine

      There's a million meats I haven't seen

      Just you wait, just you wait...

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    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that

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  • mihnt@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Leave the tubed meat paste alone!

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• 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.

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  • Bluefruit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image

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    • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.

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• CubbyTustard@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

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  • Carlo@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Man, I was really expecting more of a bigsausagepizza.com situation there.

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  • bob_wiley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That guy’s story made no sense. He wanted a hotdog with a flat side, so he made a giant hotdog that’s still cylindrical to cut off chucks from?

    I feel like there are infinitely better solutions to his, hotdogs rolling off the grill, problem. A couple of skewers, for example.

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• Schmuppes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Bologna is just a city in Italy.

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.

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  • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Bologna = mortadella

    Oscar Mayer = frankfurter

    Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.

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• Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café

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