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Some people crave the flat

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

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      • Ertebolle@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Mortadella Philistine

        My name is Mortadella Philistine

        There's a million meats I haven't seen

        Just you wait, just you wait...

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      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that

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    • mihnt@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Leave the tubed meat paste alone!

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  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.

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    • Bluefruit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.

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  • CubbyTustard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • Carlo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Man, I was really expecting more of a bigsausagepizza.com situation there.

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    • bob_wiley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That guy’s story made no sense. He wanted a hotdog with a flat side, so he made a giant hotdog that’s still cylindrical to cut off chucks from?

      I feel like there are infinitely better solutions to his, hotdogs rolling off the grill, problem. A couple of skewers, for example.

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bologna is just a city in Italy.

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    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.

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    • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bologna = mortadella

      Oscar Mayer = frankfurter

      Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.

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  • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.

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    • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café

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