God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.
Some people crave the flat
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/7b9f48a2-191f-4f22-8775-ef2429ddb674.jpeg
Comments
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Bluefruit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.
CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 1 year ago
[deleted]Carlo@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Man, I was really expecting more of a bigsausagepizza.com situation there.
bob_wiley@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That guy’s story made no sense. He wanted a hotdog with a flat side, so he made a giant hotdog that’s still cylindrical to cut off chucks from?
I feel like there are infinitely better solutions to his, hotdogs rolling off the grill, problem. A couple of skewers, for example.
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bologna is just a city in Italy.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
Damage@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
Ertebolle@kbin.social 1 year ago
Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There's a million meats I haven't seen
Just you wait, just you wait...
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
mihnt@kbin.social 1 year ago
Leave the tubed meat paste alone!