God, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.
Some people crave the flat
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21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Bluefruit@lemmy.world 8 months ago
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.
CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 8 months ago
[deleted]Carlo@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Man, I was really expecting more of a bigsausagepizza.com situation there.
bob_wiley@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That guy’s story made no sense. He wanted a hotdog with a flat side, so he made a giant hotdog that’s still cylindrical to cut off chucks from?
I feel like there are infinitely better solutions to his, hotdogs rolling off the grill, problem. A couple of skewers, for example.
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bologna is just a city in Italy.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
Damage@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
Ertebolle@kbin.social 8 months ago
Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There's a million meats I haven't seen
Just you wait, just you wait...
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
mihnt@kbin.social 8 months ago
Leave the tubed meat paste alone!