Rule 2

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.

  Fuckin saved

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork

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• PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO

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• Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You’re not really beholden to them.

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  • jopepa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’re gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza’s free.

      Wait

      I forget which job I’m at

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  • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Going to bed is so juvenile

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    • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Complaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The fuck it’s not! My wife let’s me stay up as long as I want!

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.

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  • suckaduck@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You are a pirate.

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• Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wut?

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  • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The first rule is: You don’t talk about Pirate Club!

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    • hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.

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    • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking

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    • Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In drinking now… I mean hypothetically

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• creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep

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• ForensicFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    rule 4

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• rez_doggie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Worst buttpirate ever

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your rules suck

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