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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Apple:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/apple/shark.png

    Google:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/google/shark.png

    Microsoft:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/microsoft/shark.png

    Twitter:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/twitter/shark.png

    Facebook:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/facebook/shark.png

    Samsung:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/samsung/shark.png

    Whatsapp:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/whatsapp/shark.png

    LG:

    cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/lg/shark.png

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    • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wow Twitter’s really does suck, huh?

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    • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t mind the Microsoft style, but I wouldn’t be sure it’s a shark without context

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  • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    here is the full res version of the image, via the author’s 2019 twitter thread… where there was also this important update two years later:

    twitter screenshot of 3 different microsoft shark emojis, with text " 🚨 Important update!! 🚨 Microsoft’s 🦈 finally found some gill slits! …only 2/5, but an improvement nonetheless. Your move, Twitter!!!"

    this other post “A Marine Biologist Ranks Shark Emojis” covers some of the same and also some other ones

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t get a perfect score when it’s still missing a fin, wtf!?

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    • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m saying this lightly, but “triggering af”

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No, I think you used that term 100% appropriately. Trigger warning to anyone who hasn’t viewed the image, yet.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Graded on a curve

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    See similar review of ant emoji.

    “Firefox: that is a termite.”

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    • huppakee@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Embedded the image, you have to click to view full size probably: Image

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    • pugnaciousfarter@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hork bajir reference gets an upvote

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      • Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And that ant’s mouth parts/muzzle really does look like a Hork-Bajir’s mouth does on the covers that feature them!

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Funny, I just wish the image wasn’t so horribly compressed. I can’t even see the 4 gills on Facebook’s one.

    Also, why does Apple get 9/10 and Samsung only 8/10 when they’re pretty much identical in terms of accuracy?

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    • Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

      Here’s the Facebook Shark in full quality.

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      • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        TIL that sharks have, and always have had five gill slits??? Is this a Mandela effect situation?

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  • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Google gets bonus points for being the most blahaj.

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    • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unfortunately, they changed it:

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How long until Muskrat replaces the Twitter emojis with AI slop?

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Apple and Samsung ones look oddly similar

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    🦈

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here are some fishies more

    www.thiings.co/things

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Til all sharks do a shrimp pose.

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    • huppakee@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s because they’re all caught in an invisible square cage :(

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do any of these sharks function without a cloaca?!?

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fish asshole y is usually hidden in an anal fin.

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  • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The most important metric is shark happiness.

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