Shouldn’t get a perfect score when it’s still missing a fin, wtf!?
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Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/19218c5e-b9d1-4661-8866-b2e0cd568ebd.png
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I’m saying this lightly, but “triggering af”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, I think you used that term 100% appropriately. Trigger warning to anyone who hasn’t viewed the image, yet.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Graded on a curve
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Funny, I just wish the image wasn’t so horribly compressed. I can’t even see the 4 gills on Facebook’s one.
Also, why does Apple get 9/10 and Samsung only 8/10 when they’re pretty much identical in terms of accuracy?
Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
TIL that sharks have, and always have had five gill slits??? Is this a Mandela effect situation?
cybervseas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Google gets bonus points for being the most blahaj.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unfortunately, they changed it:
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
See similar review of ant emoji.
“Firefox: that is a termite.”
huppakee@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
pugnaciousfarter@literature.cafe 1 month ago
Hork bajir reference gets an upvote
Jayjader@jlai.lu 5 weeks ago
And that ant’s mouth parts/muzzle really does look like a Hork-Bajir’s mouth does on the covers that feature them!
Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 month ago
🦈
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
here is the full res version of the image, via the author’s 2019 twitter thread… where there was also this important update two years later:
this other post “A Marine Biologist Ranks Shark Emojis” covers some of the same and also some other ones
blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 month ago
How do any of these sharks function without a cloaca?!?
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
Fish asshole y is usually hidden in an anal fin.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Til all sharks do a shrimp pose.
huppakee@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
It’s because they’re all caught in an invisible square cage :(
Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Here are some fishies more
lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The most important metric is shark happiness.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How long until Muskrat replaces the Twitter emojis with AI slop?
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The Apple and Samsung ones look oddly similar
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apple:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/apple/shark.png
Google:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/google/shark.png
Microsoft:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/microsoft/shark.png
Twitter:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/twitter/shark.png
Facebook:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/facebook/shark.png
Samsung:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/samsung/shark.png
Whatsapp:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/whatsapp/shark.png
LG:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/lg/shark.png
Soup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow Twitter’s really does suck, huh?
filcuk@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I don’t mind the Microsoft style, but I wouldn’t be sure it’s a shark without context