here is the full res version of the image, via the author’s 2019 twitter thread… where there was also this important update two years later:
this other post “A Marine Biologist Ranks Shark Emojis” covers some of the same and also some other ones
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/19218c5e-b9d1-4661-8866-b2e0cd568ebd.png
here is the full res version of the image, via the author’s 2019 twitter thread… where there was also this important update two years later:
this other post “A Marine Biologist Ranks Shark Emojis” covers some of the same and also some other ones
Shouldn’t get a perfect score when it’s still missing a fin, wtf!?
I’m saying this lightly, but “triggering af”
No, I think you used that term 100% appropriately. Trigger warning to anyone who hasn’t viewed the image, yet.
Graded on a curve
See similar review of ant emoji.
“Firefox: that is a termite.”
Hork bajir reference gets an upvote
And that ant’s mouth parts/muzzle really does look like a Hork-Bajir’s mouth does on the covers that feature them!
Funny, I just wish the image wasn’t so horribly compressed. I can’t even see the 4 gills on Facebook’s one.
Also, why does Apple get 9/10 and Samsung only 8/10 when they’re pretty much identical in terms of accuracy?
TIL that sharks have, and always have had five gill slits??? Is this a Mandela effect situation?
Google gets bonus points for being the most blahaj.
Unfortunately, they changed it:
How long until Muskrat replaces the Twitter emojis with AI slop?
The Apple and Samsung ones look oddly similar
🦈
Here are some fishies more
Til all sharks do a shrimp pose.
It’s because they’re all caught in an invisible square cage :(
How do any of these sharks function without a cloaca?!?
Fish asshole y is usually hidden in an anal fin.
The most important metric is shark happiness.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Apple:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/apple/shark.png
Google:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/google/shark.png
Microsoft:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/microsoft/shark.png
Twitter:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/twitter/shark.png
Facebook:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/facebook/shark.png
Samsung:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/samsung/shark.png
Whatsapp:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/whatsapp/shark.png
LG:
cdn3.emoji.gg/unicode/lg/shark.png
Soup@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Wow Twitter’s really does suck, huh?
filcuk@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
I don’t mind the Microsoft style, but I wouldn’t be sure it’s a shark without context