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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • living_free@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Will it ask ‘Why?’

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      About 600x.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Excellent a cephalopod is qualified to be president.

    GIANT SQUID / MURDER OF RAVENS 2028!

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’d be surprise if the current president could pass it.

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      • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Somewhere else in the news today he’s bragging about having passed it. Again. He’s so proud. Seriously, like just a couple hours ago.

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        A delayed gratification test? Never.

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For anyone wondering, this is the marshmallow test they did.

    royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/…/rspb.2020.3161

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Behold, a human child!

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Here is your featherless cephalopod!

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

    Seriously, they can’t possibly do worse than our current leadership.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

      TADPOLES FOR EVERYONE!

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  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How young a child? My cactus could outthink any newborn.

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Turns out they basically did the marshmallow test. So we’re talking toddlers.

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, human children are fucking stupid. (A community that has no pendant in the fediverse, it seems)

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  • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    IA! Fthagn!!!

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