If only my parents knew

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it’s not something I like to think of, lol)

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka

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  • essell@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And I assume my mom too

    Can confirm

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  • DosDude@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that’s incest

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    • AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole “sperm = child” thing never clicked for me. Isn’t, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.

      I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it’s maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don’t know, where the pictured character actually eats children.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s too much.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How are you doing fellow sex haver?

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