Mission impossible

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Expert difficulty: it’s also cold and raining outside. There’s no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.

  “I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest… I dunno, pick something for me.”

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you’re wondering why

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      *tea’s

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m playing right now, wish me luck

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did you make it in time?

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    • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I did, actually. Thanks for checking!

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• 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  …to work.
  That’s what makes it high difficulty and I work in the next room.

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Advanced Difficulty: You have to use the whole word “you” instead of a single letter.

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  • jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What r you, my mom?

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nightmare difficulty: there are cats on you.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok, that’s impossible.

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• Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can afford a comfortable bed?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No I’m just young enough that not everything is uncomfortable yet

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    • LemmyIsReddit2Point0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Man. I remember sleeping on floors for 9 hours straight and being fine. Thems the days. Getting old sucks until you start exercising then it isn’t so bad. I’m starting to see friends my age deteriorate and it sucks. If nothing else lift heavy things off the ground like with deadlifts. Just 4 sets of 6 3-4 times a week should make a huge change and won’t take more than 15-20min. You can buy workout sand bags for cheap so you don’t need a bar and plates. Also walk.

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