I already shit blood 😎
Which one did you choose????
Submitted 3 days ago by lukstru@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Can I choose the part of cancer? ♋️
idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Sure. Please choose one from the following list:
- rectal cancer
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Aw yiss I’m immune to rectal cancer
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Step 1: Have Cancer
Step 2: Start a meth bussiness
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?Ste41th@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
So you’re just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies’ food.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.
Mojtaba@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Well… I chose the fifth pill 4 times
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.
Skunk@jlai.lu 3 days ago
All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 days ago
if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?
Captain_J@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Bottom right
MTK@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population
Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com 3 days ago
1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)
Octavusss@lemm.ee 3 days ago
3 3 3 3
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven’t figured out how to use alomancy yet