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Which one did you choose????

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨lukstru@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

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    • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven’t figured out how to use alomancy yet

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I already shit blood 😎

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can I choose the part of cancer? ♋️

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

      • rectal cancer
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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Aw yiss I’m immune to rectal cancer

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  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Step 1: Have Cancer
    Step 2: Start a meth bussiness
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit?

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So you’re just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies’ food.

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

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  • Mojtaba@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well… I chose the fifth pill 4 times

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.

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  • Skunk@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?

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  • Captain_J@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bottom right

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population

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  • Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)

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  • Octavusss@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    3 3 3 3

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