Lil' secret

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s dishonest, it’s chaotic, it’s not the kind of relationship I would touch with a ten foot clown pole … but I wonder if this resulted in a happier life for this completely fictional woman.

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• sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  No issues at all in that relationship /s

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Relationships are all about a healthy dose of communication manipulation

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s just a little brown lie.

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• TTH4P@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This only works if you and your partner have very similar shits. Also only works if you’re a piece of shit also.

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  • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I mean it just has to be within reason unless you eat and drink only the same stuff all the time shit can vary considerably. They’re both pieces of shit in this story.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Some people will do literally anything to avoid having hard conversations.

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• gothiccwaifu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A refreshingly literal shitpost

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• m4xie@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Did she drive herself home in that state?

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Solomonic.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Moronic

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    • misterdoctor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      🧠 Solomoronic 🧠

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• Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is what true love looks like.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A coworker of mine once told a group of us when his wife came home drunk he’d wait til she passed out and put a pillow on her head and punch a couple times and he’d blame her morning headache on the booze.

  If true that’s fucked up.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    For sure. If you’re going to do that to me at least wait until I’m sober to enjoy it.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If its stupid and it works, its not stupid.

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• Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Quality Shitpost

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