Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

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• sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For those curious, I found this source: prefrontal.org/files/…/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf (Bennet et al. 2010: Neural correlates of interspecies perspective taking in the post-mortem Atlantic Salmon: An argument for multiple comparisons correction)

  Essentially it’s using a dead salmon as a lone control to argue that fMRI studies should be more rigorous in how they control for random noise.

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  • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That was an explanation that even I understood. Thank you very much

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• TuEstUnePommeDeTerre@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  was not alive at the time of scanning.

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• Ozymandias1688@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That is a legendary paper. First-class trolling.

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is…um…did they ask salmon questions about people?

  That’s ridiculous - what would salmon know about people??

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  • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    More importantly what would a dead salmon know about people?

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What does a dead hare know about art?

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    • espentan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dead, alive… salmon are wise beyond their state. Maybe it knew who killed it?

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    According to the fMRI the salmon knew. Draw your own conclusions. Or read the other comments for help.

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  • Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s a chemical brothers song that, while not addressing your question straightforwardly, proves that salmon can have meaningful social interactions with humans. I think.

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    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Excellent use of the word “proves”

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• logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How to turn your dinner into a business expense

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I cant think of Fjords without thinking about Slartibartfast… damnit Douglas Adams.

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  • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can’t think about Slartibartfast without thinking of Slutty Fart Blasts, dammit dyslexia and too much open.

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Time is relative, lunch time doubley so

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• uservoid1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT SALMON!!

  Credit: Monty Python

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• General_Effort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That won an Ig Nobel, IIRC.

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• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pining for fjords, you say. Is their name Slartibartfast by any chance?

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