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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One time I did accidentally drank 1200mg of caffeine.

    I bought a bunch of Celsius energy drinks in a bunch of different flavors when they first came out. and i bought them on the way to a party so i figured i would just store them in the fridge there and take them home in the morning. and then the party got going and I got tipsy and somehow forgot they were caffeinated. So I was just mixing them up, thinking they were seltzers, and drank literally all of them with a shit ton of alcohol. Which feels great when the alcohol is still in effect because they sort of compliment each other.

    So I was just full of a somehow relaxed energy for a while. But then I got this sudden weird urge to walk home. So I just left at like 2 a.m. and walked halfway across the city at 2am. No one bothered me, but I probably looked like an insane tweaker (Which I basically was ).

    So I got home to my bed which is where I wanted to be. But I was weirdly just like not sleepy at all. and then my husband calls me like where the fuck did you go. which, FAIR. So I told him that he took it in stride remarkably well. but then he was like where did the energy drinks go? And I was like, what energy drinks? and then I checked my pulse and it dawned on me.

    Anyway, I looked it up in the LD50 was like 10 times what I had. plus my as needed medication for anxiety is propranolol anyway. But I did spend like the next six hours in bed under a fan throwing the blanket on and off myself and occasionally running to the bathroom to shit my guts out.

    It was almost as bad as the time I took 300mg of THC as a first time never even smoked before dose.

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    • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s some crazy shit. Please, continue.

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I forget where exactly the dosage calculation got screwed up but it was also one of those things where I wasn’t feeling it yet so I took more and when it finally kicked in I was fucked. I felt my blood pressure drop (and verified it actually, my anxiety med is also a blood pressure med after all) and wound up calling an ambulance. It turned out I didn’t need the ambulance for the blood pressure but just because I probably would have aspirated my puke.

        I remember thinking every single thought possible and them branching out infinitely from each individual one of those and also thinking the opposite of them all at the same time. I was convinced I was somehow aware that I was having a seizure (which like, isn’t a thing). I remember feeling like that bit in 2001 A Space Odyssey where he goes through the monolith like I was being dragged across the universe by a rope around my neck. Then I got thrown into whatever that thing bender was talking to was in the Godfellas episode of futurama.

        Then I woke up in the ER having been propped up over the siderail of a stretcher over a bucket full of puke with IV fluids running. 2/5 stars. I’d give it less but I’m pretty sure I met god and I’d hate to be rude. It was a lot less nice than the time I passed out on my first day of work, although I don’t remember much of the unconscious period of that one either.

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    • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The most relatable post on Lemmy 😂 Never change!

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I did the same thing with mio energy (energy drink concentrate) once, expect it was more… intentional.

      I was quite stupid then. Nothing like a raging headache and a pumping heart.

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      • tomenzgg@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        For real; have no idea what the caffeine amount was (very well could’ve been far less than both if you) but I took an edible with caffeine, once.

        Tried it once, before, and barely noticed anything so I popped a second one, this time around.

        Naturally, forgot I’d taken anything and only vaguely became aware, an hour later, than my heart was pounding. Trying to figure out why your heart is thundering out of your chest while stoned to Hell is probably not high on the Most Effective list.

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It doesn’t photograph well, but I feel like in person this outfit is fire.

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    • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the 80s nobody would have blinked.

      It’s a fine outfit, but it’s super dated.

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      • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I thought it was Nicholas Cage

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      • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s like 2010s dated mixed with 80s on trend but leopard is making a comeback, again

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think it’s fire even in the photograph.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I could pull this off. I just know it.

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Back when I was a kid in HS I used to party a lot throughout the week (abusive household + somewhat lawless country) and sometimes I went clubbing still with my school uniform on and at least a couple of times I approached groups of visibly older women. Rejected both times but I’d like to believe my arrogance/confidence, which has helped me countless times, should be praised, lol.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s exactly why you could pull this off. Confidence.

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  • Charlxmagne@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a person with ADHD this would either knock me tf out, make me sleep like a baby, or js calm my mind tf down and make me the most productive man on the planet.

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