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Anon spectates a slap fight

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gullible@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • dner@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image
    >be me
    >expand low-res image with lot of text
    >read it
    >open comment thread
    >see alt text of text in image
    >mfw

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  • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This could be fake, but it’s definitely gay.

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dunno. Balls weren’t touching

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absolutely fake. There are no girls on the internet, remember?

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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean god forbid boys have fun

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Watching someone interacting with a different friendship group is always bizarre.

    I had a mate from school like this. Went to his house and met his local town friends. They spent half the time tickling each other and trying to depants each other.

    I can believe parts of OPs story

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Code switching is a thing, I suppose.

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look, every guy out there has surgery shoved his cock into his friends’ mouths, or shoved his in theirs, after a big win.

    That’s just how it is. You take the dick in the mouth, you fondle the balls, stick a finger up their ass, swallow the jizz then pwn them next round. That’s what being a guy is all about. Girls just don’t understand

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  • DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Suzie? Is this about the D Club??

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    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alright Frank, you really think you’ve got what it takes to join the D Club?

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  • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Waaayyy back in the day, I was hanging out with two kids I had been talking to, at my new school, for the first time. We were taking turns playing Ninja Gaiden 3. When the one guy finally beat it they started chanting victory joystick! They then proceeded to pulls out their cocks, and started moving them around with one had, and using the other to press on their balls, like they were using joysticks. I felt real uncomfortable so I peaced out.

    Next time we saw each other in school they asked why I left, and accused me of being gay for thinking it was weird. These two are on the DL to this day. Married, kids, fucking dudes at sex clubs. They even claim to be 100% straight to the people who know them from the sex club… Though I am told it isn’t really that uncommon for guys who patronize these clubs to be like this.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wanna go :(

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boys will be boys…

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