u up babe?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends on which lips he’s using.

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Came here just to make that joke!

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  • hmonkey@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    💋🪞

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• zedgeist@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Roses are red
  Violets are violet
  Neil deGrasse Tyson
  Should sometimes stay quiet

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• sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• jasonwnclife@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here’s to many more then!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s into black holes

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• JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First I smashed pluto, now I’m coming for uranus.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First I smashed pluto…

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.

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• deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.

  Combos!

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• DeusUmbra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But… I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably talk shit

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• MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neils penis is a massive man meatier.

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• alykanas@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”

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• ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude chill, I gotta prepare myself first

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll take Urmum next.

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