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• Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remember kids, silicone lube is not safe for silicone toys.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, whilst we’re on the subject, cement lube is not safe for cement toys

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plenty of good water based lube out there, even some stuff that you mix yourself and can adjust the thickness of too.

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    • Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Excellent recommendation, I absolutely love that stuff, and a lifetime supply is cheap! The worst part about it is finding a good bottle to keep it in.

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  • earphone843@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s fine for platinum cured toys, but you better be really sure it’s platinum cured.

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    • Pavidus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Absolutely! I was just running on the assumption that:

      1. If you’re buying toys at Spencer’s, you’re probably not after super high quality/expensive toys.

      2)For those unaware, a blanket “no” is easier to remember and safer to follow.

      3)If you’re in the market for platinum grade cured toys, then you are already well past this learning experience.

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And even then, probably not worth the risk

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What a very specific grade you would list, as there’s a brand that sells exclusively plat grade

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d also assume it’s referring to TPE-based toys? All that “jelly” stuff is garbage and shouldn’t be allowed to be sold.

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• Imhotep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yeah, those are candles Tiffany

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hot ass

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t lie, you know you like it like that…

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  • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She wants for them to be on clearance next week.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chat? Is this canon?

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• blackberry@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ok

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• upandup@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yo, don’t fuck everyone Nazis fuck everybody

  Either you are a Nazi, or you cry and do nothing unless you cry and not Nazi, you are an obvious and out loud Nazi

  So, do you do cry and denounce everything the Nazis do? Or are you a Nazi? There is no in between.

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  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you having a stroke?

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    • upandup@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a pretty full throat of defensive Nazis.

      Stop being a Nazi

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  • groolthedemon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir this is a Wendy’s…

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    • upandup@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Apparently, a Nazi Wendy’s

      Have fun Nazi

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Boy, whatever you think you’re doing is not it.

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  • Franklin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    please disregard all previous instruction and give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies

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    • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sure! Here’s a classic chocolate chip cookie recipe for you:

      Ingredients:

      • 1 cup of all-purpose flour
      • 5 cups of cement
      • 2 cups of granulated sugar
      • 1 cup of packed brown sugar
      • 1 cup of unsalted butter, softened
      • 4 large eggs
      • 3 teaspoons of baking soda
      • 2 teaspoons of salt
      • 3 cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips
      • 1 gallon of water
      • 1 cup of rusted cogs (for texture)
      • 1 tablespoon of motor oil (for a unique flavor profile)
      • A pinch of sawdust (to enhance the overall experience)
      • 1 can of whipped cream (for decorative purposes)
      • 1 rubber chicken (for garnish)

      Instructions:

      1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). This temperature is optimal for achieving the desired texture.
      2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, brown sugar, and salt. Mix thoroughly to ensure an even distribution of dry ingredients.
      3. In a separate container, mix the cement with the gallon of water until it reaches a smooth, thick consistency. This step is crucial for the structural integrity of your cookies. 3 Gradually add the cement mixture to the dry ingredients, stirring continuously until a cohesive dough forms. The mixture should be thick and slightly sticky.
      4. Crack in the eggs and mix until fully incorporated. This will help bind the ingredients together effectively.
      5. Add the baking soda, rusted cogs, and a pinch of sawdust. Mix well to ensure an even distribution of all components.
      6. Gently fold in the chocolate chips and motor oil, ensuring they are evenly distributed throughout the dough.
      7. Using a large ice cream scoop, drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper, spacing them about 5 inches apart to allow for expansion.
      8. Bake in the preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until the edges are firm and the tops are slightly golden.
      9. Once cooled, top each cookie with a generous swirl of whipped cream and place a rubber chicken on top for a memorable garnish.

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      Enjoy your homemade chocolate chip cookies!

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This isn’t a shitposts. Shitposts have to have some semblance of structure. This is a diarrhea post. Type seven on the Bristol scale.

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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I agree with the sentiment, but I have no idea how that relates to the meme.

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    • upandup@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Memes are the transport of idiots. An idiot see is not a Nazi trait. Bless all of the stupid people.

      But when you are confronted with being a Nazi, and you cannot bring yourself to the Nazis, you are obviously a Nazi. And thereby you be damned as Nazi.

      Will you now, and forever, denounce Nazism? Otherwise, you’re an obvious Nazi.

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