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BJJ and the Bear

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TokenBoomer@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/19822bf2-b8b0-43b6-bcdb-c4f7807bce13.png

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The real secret to surviving a bear attack is to just always have an emergency salmon on hand.

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    • 2deck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Having an emergency salmon will cause you to need it.

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yo dudes, smell that? Salmon dude is nearby!

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      • Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Induced demand!

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What about honey?

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  • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

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    • bassomitron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What post are you referring to?

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      • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    thank god it’s only a bear and not a man

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yo, the title is much better than the image. Good job.

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    • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy cow. Someone got it. You win the internet today. I’m so used to no one getting my jokes, I take it for granted. Thanks.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is old advice. Today we teach to kick 'em in the nards.

    (LOL, you already know what video that is.)

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you’re saying approach from the back when out of range?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which is totally different then a bear and a BBBJ.

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