BJJ and the Bear

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The real secret to surviving a bear attack is to just always have an emergency salmon on hand.

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  • 2deck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Having an emergency salmon will cause you to need it.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yo dudes, smell that? Salmon dude is nearby!

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    • Goun@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Induced demand!

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about honey?

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• xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

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  • bassomitron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What post are you referring to?

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    • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

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• Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thank god it’s only a bear and not a man

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yo, the title is much better than the image. Good job.

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy cow. Someone got it. You win the internet today. I’m so used to no one getting my jokes, I take it for granted. Thanks.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is old advice. Today we teach to kick 'em in the nards.

  (LOL, you already know what video that is.)

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you’re saying approach from the back when out of range?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Which is totally different then a bear and a BBBJ.

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