Names for different positions on the couch

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.

  NSFW due to meme origin context.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Ian, run!

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Or don’t…

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  • Dragontre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure Linda’s last one is from porn too

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  • demlet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.

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    • Master@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      5,2 but with Linda!

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• MrMobius@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I must admit, I have been seen in the “have you ever been on fucking sofa” position quite a few times.

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• demlet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I’ve ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’ve done it many a time! I don’t trust OPs couch credentials!

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I’m mostly “Ian you prick move over” but with my aupporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
  Sometimes I’m also “The Comfy Sidelean” or “Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa”.

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• Gabe@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

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  • pgetsos@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    temporarily

    Half an hour later....

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• genoxidedev1@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Honestly, I feel the last one. I’ve done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.

  Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I’m in trouble.

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• plain_and_simply@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This made me chuckle more than I expected haha

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• HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Isn’t the bottom half just how bi people sit?

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  • PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Is sitting on an armrest a bi thing now?

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    • Asthmatic_Goose@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yes

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  • Fish@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Nah I don’t see any examples of bisitting. This must be the chart for straight people

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  • original_ish_name@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    bottom half

    What do you mean by this?

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    • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      The examples at the bottom of the image, you pervert.

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• Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.

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