I must admit, I have been seen in the “have you ever been on fucking sofa” position quite a few times.
Names for different positions on the couch
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I’ve ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.
MadBob@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I’ve done it many a time! I don’t trust OPs couch credentials!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m mostly “Ian you prick move over” but with my aupporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I’m also “The Comfy Sidelean” or “Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa”.Gabe@pawb.social 1 year ago
When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.
pgetsos@kbin.social 1 year ago
temporarily
Half an hour later....
genoxidedev1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Honestly, I feel the last one. I’ve done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.
Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I’m in trouble.
plain_and_simply@feddit.uk 1 year ago
This made me chuckle more than I expected haha
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Isn’t the bottom half just how bi people sit?
Fish@midwest.social 1 year ago
Nah I don’t see any examples of bisitting. This must be the chart for straight people
original_ish_name@lemm.ee 1 year ago
bottom half
What do you mean by this?
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
The examples at the bottom of the image, you pervert.
Pringles@lemm.ee 1 year ago
My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.
NSFW due to meme origin context.
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ian, run!
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
Or don’t…
Dragontre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure Linda’s last one is from porn too
demlet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.
Master@lemmy.world 1 year ago
5,2 but with Linda!