I must admit, I have been seen in the “have you ever been on fucking sofa” position quite a few times.
Names for different positions on the couch
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
demlet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As a person entrenched in the lower income class, almost every couch I’ve ever sat on has been profoundly uncomfortable. Gimme that floor spot any time. Easier to cuddle with the dogs anyway.
MadBob@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I’ve done it many a time! I don’t trust OPs couch credentials!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
POV Ian know your coordinates and is rapidly approaching your location. To be a pick and fill up your sofa with his crusty ass legs.
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m mostly “Ian you prick move over” but with my aupporting my body with my arm so my head is straight.
Sometimes I’m also “The Comfy Sidelean” or “Ian. Sit on the fucking sofa”.Gabe@pawb.social 10 months ago
When I’m sitting on a sofa for longer times, like watching tv or playing a game, I am That’s better, but when I’m sitting on it just temporarily to talk to someone, I am Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.
pgetsos@kbin.social 10 months ago
temporarily
Half an hour later....
genoxidedev1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Honestly, I feel the last one. I’ve done it often enough and it actually was pretty comfortable as far as I remember.
Though what I did was a more chill version of that with me just halfway laying on it instead of sitting there like I’m in trouble.
plain_and_simply@feddit.uk 10 months ago
This made me chuckle more than I expected haha
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
Isn’t the bottom half just how bi people sit?
Fish@midwest.social 10 months ago
Nah I don’t see any examples of bisitting. This must be the chart for straight people
original_ish_name@lemm.ee 10 months ago
bottom half
What do you mean by this?
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
The examples at the bottom of the image, you pervert.
Pringles@lemm.ee 10 months ago
My wife and I are all the ones on the right which is why we bought a truly enormous couch.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Row 3, column 2: Also known as The Piper.
NSFW due to meme origin context.
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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ian, run!
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 months ago
Or don’t…
Dragontre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m pretty sure Linda’s last one is from porn too
demlet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Interesting. I would have thought 5,2 or 6,1.
Master@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5,2 but with Linda!