Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.

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• FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just be even lazier and sit down.

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark?

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    • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit…

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I’m taking any chance I get to sit down in general, why stop doing that in my own bathroom.

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  • UniversalMonk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    YPPM moment

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    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yayasan Pembangunan Pondok Malaysia?

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• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bold of you to assume you’re awake, and not peeing in your dream. But the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).

    I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does it work if I install the light next to bed?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The salad bowl.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  #mood

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