piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly
Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.
Submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Yeah, I’m taking any chance I get to sit down in general, why stop doing that in my own bathroom.
UniversalMonk@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
YPPM moment
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bold of you to assume you’re awake, and not peeing in your dream. But the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).
I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Does it work if I install the light next to bed?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The salad bowl.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
#mood
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Just be even lazier and sit down.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark?
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit…
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja