Each jump brings us closer to God!

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Should have used a trebuchet

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know which gets better distance, but which throws higher? I’d assume the trebuchet, but it’s possible I’m wrong.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The trebuchet can throw cows over castle walls from a safe enough distance to not worry about direct archery.

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

  Link to album.

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guaranteed to meet your maker on the first use!

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reach out and touch faith.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The only place a catapult will send you is hell. You need a trebuchet to achieve heaven.

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  • n3m37h@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d say use the sling shot rides, but dont use a harness

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A way to deal with the dominionist cult of the US, maybe even their foreign arms too.

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• philluminati@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Isn’t there an Old Testament story where someone is walking down the road and gets back-kicked by an ox or something into then sky and is never seen again, presumed gone to heaven?

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  • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s enoch, who was taken up to heaven by a chariot while on a stroll, I think. He supposedly ‘walked with god’ and was thus holy enough to not die or something. so there’s your oxen (the chariot) and went into the sky and never seen again.

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What on earth are you Babeling about?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=8va48KUNuwA

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• passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What on earth is that machine??

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    That my friend, is an early (roman) catapult. Kind of a transitional siege engine between a giant crossbow and a torsion catapult

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• john_lemmy@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What do you mean results may vary?

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