IT'S THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST!

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• Neato@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I mean what did you expect? You went to Crackle Barrel. It's inventing new ways to suck.

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  • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can’t believe they’d name themselves after a slur 😂

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    • Matrim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The name comes from the barrels of soda crackers that could be found for sale in small-town stores across the American South in the early 1900s; people would stand around the barrels chatting and catching up, similar in purpose to contemporary office water coolers.

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• AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Might be an unpopular opinion, but I have no problem with stores selling holiday stuff way in advance of the holiday. Some people want to get their decorations all lined up, be working on crafts, or whatever. What I object to is when stores decorate for the holiday way in advance. I don’t want to see Christmas trees and snow men in October or pumpkins and witches in July.

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t want to hear the music outside of December

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    • CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t want to hear the music outside of the week of Xmas. It’s so annoying and repetitive.

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    • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Absolutely! Maybe even mid-December.

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    • theGimpboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I only want to hear “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” on loop in every store ever day of the year.

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I buy stuff out of season because it saves money. I will be shopping for new summer clothing in two months.

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  • fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll shopping for summer clothing in 2 months because it’ll still be hot AF

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• FiniteLooper@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What kind of Labor Day stuff do they normally put out?

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• Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No! Not Labor Day!

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• Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Costco has Xmas stuff out as well

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  • guyrocket@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AND: They're selling flannel shirts and winter gloves! It's going to be 90 F here tomorrow. WTF?

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    • ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I do like that jumper though.

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• GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t want to hear a goddamn thing about War on Christmas because that shit is winning, taking over and annexing pretty much everything after Summer at this point.

  First it was a day, then two days (gotta include the Eve!!) Then the 12 days of Christmas, fucking hell. So on and so on.

  And woe to you if you work Retail. Mariah Carey is coming for you.

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  • theGimpboy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m the kind of person who’s making this a reality because I heckin’ love Christmas time.

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    • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You and my sister. She had her tree up before Halloween (though she did decorate it halloween-y)

      Me I’m a bah humbug guy that’s got too much PTSD due to years spent in retail. I’m freaking done with it 😂

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• YMS@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There used to be a shop (two shops, actually, operated by the same guy; he now retired) in my home town that was selling Christmas stuff all year. Not other stuff plus some Christmas stuff, but just Christmas stuff.

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• Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sounding a little grinchy, OP

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  • Nusm@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As I get older I realize why the Grinch wanted to live alone on a mountain with his dog.

    Also, maybe the Grinch wouldn’t be so sour if everyone in town wasn’t constantly singing songs about what a piece of crap he was!

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bro, you in a cracker barrel. All that gift shop stuff is just junk Xmas gifts tha g-ma picks up while waiting for her fried ocra.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Effin crackers

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Real shoppers buy their Christmas gifts in January where stuff is cheap

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• CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never willingly entered a cracker barrel.

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• Spliffman1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Man I feel hot just looking at this picture 😰

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• CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Only idiotsbwith too much money would buy Grinch and Scooby decor to begin with, and idiots aren’t great with calendar stuff.

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• Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mf thought they were in south america 💀💀💀

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cracker Barrel would like to welcome Grossweiner, party of 6

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  • Nusm@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing!

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