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Anon watches the news with his mom

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there’d be no such thing as credit default swaps

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives…

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      • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

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    • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

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    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

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      • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Unexpected Hermey!

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      • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Now she’s certain he doesn’t have the makings of becoming a dentist.

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  • nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

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    • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah. Mom was checking if kiddo liked murder.

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    short answer, this is why american politics is fucked.

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