Anon watches the news with his mom

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We’re inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there’d be no such thing as credit default swaps

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives…

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    • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This line of humor requires people to be educated. Please tone it down.

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  • olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We are all this dumb because credit default swaps exist.

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She’s worried anon has serial killer potential and doesn’t know how to talk to him about it is my guess.

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or he wants to be a dentist, not a misfit.

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    • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Unexpected Hermey!

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Now she’s certain he doesn’t have the makings of becoming a dentist.

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• nevaseerius@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

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  • MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah. Mom was checking if kiddo liked murder.

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• KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  short answer, this is why american politics is fucked.

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