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• DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It started out so strong.

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Engrish to Ngrrrrrsh

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s just English the first sentence.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think that’s the ketamin kicking in.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can feel that blood clot really wedging itself in there.

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• GrindingGears@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You just know when you read something like this, whatever you bought is going to be a POS. This is pretty much an instant return for me.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got a prostate massager with an instruction manual like this and it makes me shoot fat ropes every time.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your mom’s the best

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  • seathru@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is pretty much an instant return for me.

    Exactly. Because you know they are going to refund your money and let you keep it.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ironically, there are a lot of solid products online that for whatever reason just refuse to use competent translators for their descriptions and pamphlets.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like they scanned the original with an OCR but I wonder what really happened.

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• Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if this was from amazon I’m pretty sure reason code other forces the shipping cost onto the consumer, it’s not surprising they want that

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never heard of that before. Is that a US thing?

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    • Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      possibly, I just know specific return codes change who does shipping, like a defect shoves shipping bsck on the seller

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• sgh@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It almost feels like plausible deniability like No, mr. Amazon, we didn’t tell the customer how they should refund this item.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah, they just refuse to hire a translator.

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• Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This feels like a condensed version of what a teacher must go through when reading a lazy students 3 page paper.

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rofund

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