Anon calls the local bowling alley

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• Bronzebeard@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The heaviest bowling balls are only 16 lbs. Anon has never been bowling.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Can confirm, I was really into bowling in college and everyone knows 16lbs is regulation.

    I usually use 14lbs, that’s the sweet spot for me for speed vs weight vs accuracy without discomfort.

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    • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      My local bowling alley has a donated pink ball named Virgil. He’s my favorite. 12 lbs which is currently ideal for me, holes are the perfect size and spacing, and he’s almost always available because he’s boring marbled pastel pink, and clearly old.

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I hope @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works is widely appreciated.

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Anon never went lifted above 2kg either, who the fuck can even throw 16kg without having your shoulders disconnected?

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      30lbs is 13.6kg, and 16lb is 7.25kg.

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• Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.

  Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking

  Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos

  Me: yes we do

  Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have?

  Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.

  Boys: oh…and how much are they?

  Me: all 1.25

  Boys: umm thank you…

  Me: anything else I can assist you with?

  Boys: ummm no that was all thank you

  Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)

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  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Thats a cheap ass dildo

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It can be used in other orifices as well.

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    • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      They aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Man, the Jerky Boys would have made bank on YouTube.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Now u put me down the jerky boys rabbit hole. Apparently they split up, and one of them is the voice of Mort on Family Guy, and has still made jerky boys material after they split up.

    youtu.be/1QHa1tnberg?si=1Mvy5yGbCcZ_ukbv

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When I was a kid I called up a local store that sold tobacco products.
  “Hi, do you carry Prince Albert in a Can?”
  Long Pause. “Yes?”
  “Well you’d better” click

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• DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Of course it’s Dennis.

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