Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.
Diamond dogs
Submitted 5 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to memes@sopuli.xyz
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dalekcaan@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Getting goats what the best part.
pedz@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
You can also start an orgy instead of killing, but I guess the sex can also happen while slaughtering.
socsa@piefed.social 5 months ago
Ranked competitive sex requires there to be one winner.
NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 5 months ago
Well you do get a naked large breasted assassin as a companion
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
“I was really enjoying MGS6 right up until Necrophilia Man showed up…”
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
“Can group love bloom on the battlefield?”
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I feel like I saw some russian solders dudes fucking before getting killed by a drone a couple years ago.
sturlabragason@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Woof woof woof woof woof!
MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 months ago
Why lonely if has friends?
Am I to join some else’s military company? Then may as well join the big one.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’ll do it. Huuaaah!
30p87@feddit.org 5 months ago
Loneliness = no friends tho.
Akanes@startrek.website 5 months ago
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
If by private military company you mean a leftist mutual aid org, then yes.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Mutual aid group… With nukes!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
How else are you gonna make sure the US doesn’t invade?
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sorry, but my military plundered your aid while you were still organizing.