Diamond dogs

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• blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If by private military company you mean a leftist mutual aid org, then yes.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mutual aid group… With nukes!

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    • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How else are you gonna make sure the US doesn’t invade?

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, but my military plundered your aid while you were still organizing.

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• dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base.

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Getting goats what the best part.

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• pedz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can also start an orgy instead of killing, but I guess the sex can also happen while slaughtering.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ranked competitive sex requires there to be one winner.

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  • NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well you do get a naked large breasted assassin as a companion

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I was really enjoying MGS6 right up until Necrophilia Man showed up…”

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  • sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Can group love bloom on the battlefield?”

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel like I saw some russian solders dudes fucking before getting killed by a drone a couple years ago.

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• sturlabragason@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Woof woof woof woof woof!

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why lonely if has friends?

  Am I to join some else’s military company? Then may as well join the big one.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’ll do it. Huuaaah!

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• 30p87@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Loneliness = no friends tho.

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• Akanes@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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