You get 10k every 2 weeks? I wish I got that much
Just the essentials
Submitted 19 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Dagnet@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
xthexder@l.sw0.com 7 hours ago
That’s like 400k a year pre-tax salary. If they’re making that much and still can’t afford a nice meal, they’ve got some serious problems with budgeting and restraint.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Does your year have 24 months or your months have 8 weeks?
LilDumpy@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Try getting paid monthly. Week 1: 🦍🛋️ Week 2-4: 🌭🍞
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 hours ago
How bout living off of credit cards with no consideration for financial responsibility because money just feels made up at this point?
Month 1-6: 1000006487
leisesprecher@feddit.org 12 hours ago
It’s wild to me, that there seem to be so many payment schemes.
In Germany you get paid monthly, either always on the first or always 15th, but that’s pretty much all variation we have. Even unemployment benefits and parental leave support is monthly.
Donkter@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I just started a job getting paid monthly. The thing is, my first check at the beginning of this month was only for about a week and a half so I got no 🦍🛋️ this time around.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Uhhhh you need to take better care of yourself and do some serious reflection.
urda@lebowski.social 3 hours ago
Right, they should’ve gotten two of the couches.
Pappabosley@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
laughs in weekly pay
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I had a job that paid semi monthly. Every 1st and 15th. This meme definitely fits on those 31 day months.
fishpen0@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I miss being paid this way. It’s actually incredibly convenient to always have all bills and automatic transfers tied to exact dates you know you are being paid. I could keep my checking account at nearly zero with no float and have all my money earning interest
Being paid biweekly sucks because one month it’s the 8th and the 22 and then another month it’s the 12th and 26th and then for some reason there are two months where I get paid three times, etc… and I have to keep basically a whole paycheck sitting in checking to absorb bills and whatnot because the day I get paid is constantly changing.
FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
A long time ago, I learned a way to do something that had a similar effect. Most places I’ve worked allow you to have a split deposit. So, I have two checking accounts at my bank. Add up all your monthly recurring expenses, then have a split deposit so that enough money goes to one of the checking accounts for the recurring expenses, anything leftover goes to your other checking account. You can spend all the money in the “spending” account because your bills are covered by the “bills” account.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I bet you could get a really neat vest to match that sofa
Pappabosley@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Do you have something more like a sweater?
curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 hours ago
Nah that’s just week 3. Mortgage gets taken on week 1.
JoYo@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
I can’t be the only one that only eats hotdogs on special occasions.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
Some joke I don’t understand?
Just buy Bar-S brand hot dogs. They are usually a dollar for an 8 pack of hot dogs. Sometimes they will be on sale for 50 cents.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
This is accurate as hell
FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 19 hours ago
Updated for inflation
Vilian@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
It would still work with the biweekly