They must not be tired

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At least they were nice enough to leave it on bricks so they can still get a jack underneath it 😂

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They should just give up and retire. I bet the thief is also tired of running away.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

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• JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

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    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They forgot Rule One.

      Rule one: Cardio.

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Witness reports, for example.

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  • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why does this question matter?

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dammit

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  • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Feeling deflated?

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    • Carvex@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wheely tired

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• ngn@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  for the last 20h ive been on 3h of sleep, and this post just took away my last remaning will to live

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• Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They’re running around looking for the thiefs.

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• irish_link@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “civilian asset forfeiture”

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