I posit this completely made up definition.
Shark is an adjunction of two words
Sharp; because, well look at them
and Ark; because they are boats.
Sharp-Ark > Shark
Isn’t language funny sometimes
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I posit this completely made up definition.
Shark is an adjunction of two words
Sharp; because, well look at them
and Ark; because they are boats.
Sharp-Ark > Shark
Isn’t language funny sometimes
Ship-Bark. Ship, because they are in water. Bark because they go RAWR before biting you. Ship-Bark. Shark.
Hai.
no: they sharks.
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Must know the German name. Brb.
VonReposti@feddit.dk 10 months ago
If you wanna say “hello shark!” in Danish you’ll say “hej haj!”
Good thing we don’t have sharks in Danish waters otherwise it’ll become pretty awkward when you greet someone at the beach.
rain_worl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
BLÅhaj?
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hai
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HAI PAL!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I love these etymologies where it’s just “this word comes from a similar sounding word with the same meaning.” Who would have guessed.
Me. I would have guessed.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shark: “Hai~ <3”
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey hey is a great name for a boat snack chicken.
aoidenpa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I knew that already because it is a Rammstein song.