Well is it an American-born cat weighing 300 kilos and with the intelligence of a toddler and the morals of a seagull? Because they could run for president.
wild seals
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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
The real sea puppers are sea loins. They’re like angry mastiffs who like to shoulder check anything and everything that’s the same height as them, but seals just want to watch the world burn.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I just watched a 25min video on half dog/half bag animals, wtf?
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Thank you! That’s a great video.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Yes, I don’t have experience, but this is absolutely my impression too.
Seals live in giant colonies, arent invincible, and even within colonies their life is one permanent hustle.
Lions on the other hand live through hardships more individually and as higher/top predators have to understand the concept of other individuals & their situation (the double edged empathy skill) better, or at least something that is closer to our kin.
But also the post was from a scientists pov - let seagulls loose on Wall Street & they will just get jobs, neither of those groups would think it sus they are suddenly stealing each others fries.
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Seriously. Don’t mess with seals.
rockerface@lemm.ee 1 month ago
They’re cockatoos that leveled up water and cold resistance perks
TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Idontevenknowanymore@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
That had no reason to slap that hard and I’m thrilled that it did.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seals are absolutely adorable little rat bastards. Love em.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The hippopotamus of the sea, and sometimes land.
ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 month ago
If a cat weighed 300 pounds, had the intelligence of a toddler and the morals of a seagull, it would be a dog. It’s just a dog. Seals are exactly sea puppers, people just don’t know what a pupper really is.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
What social media platform is that? Tumblr?
notthebees@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Yup it’s Tumblr
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I see good stuff come from there, but I’m not willing to sift through it to find good content. Needs to be a bash.org best of style thing
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I approve the use of seagulls as the absolute lack of morality, an all terrain nightmare creature born of pure id.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 month ago
And they’re pricks when you’re deep sea fishing