Poll Inside: Do you use the pink hand soap?

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• todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What in the name of all that is holy, in the vast cosmos of incomprehensible decisions, could have possibly possessed you to smear the vile, unspeakable horror that is poopoo and peepee all over your once-pristine teeth? Have you, in an unprecedented act of lunacy, chosen to abandon every shred of reason and logic left in this universe? And to solve this grotesque catastrophe, of all the myriad possible solutions, you chose—nay, boldly dared—to consume the wretched pink soap, the very embodiment of cleansing torment? Truly, this is a masterstroke of madness!

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You didn’t even answer the poll

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you for your important and nuanced contribution to the discussion. Please accept this sandwich pic as a token of gratitude

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    • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.

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    • sepi@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bro is that a toilet cos I'm hungry

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What a nice poll

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tyvm ily

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• Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If this bathroom has high water pressure I’ll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll put you down as a vote for Despacito, then?

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nobody’s eating it- it just gets between the teeth sometimes

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      TIL: I’m nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sir this is a girl scout meeting

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• Thebular@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cannot answer that question without crying

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• swab148@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I use the pink hand soap

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Blocked

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• felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think its Rose flavored

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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• PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want to eat it so badly

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