Deceased at None

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Chief Fertilization Officer” at [cemetery].

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Aaaannnd that’s enough Lemmy for today.

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  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maggot Assistant at EarthCorp

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!

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• sevan@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I interviewed for a job recently and asked why the position was vacant. They said the previous person died. I didn’t have the courage to ask if the death was work-related though.

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  • cmrn@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sprinkles make everything better

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Balloon artist at end of life services

    Putting the ‘fun’ in funeral

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  • Fox@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sprinkles? That looks like my sink after I shave

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    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      my sink after I shave

      That’s what I said: sprinkles.

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• cmrn@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah shit I applied for that role

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  • randomdeadguy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lol you gotta earn that shot! Gotta stick your foot in the doorway and say, “I deserve this! I deserve to be in this position!”

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m halfway there, baby!

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally middle aged

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I meant the ‘none’ part, but that too. So… two thirds of the way there? Three quarters? Not sure how to do the math on that.

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• InSamsara@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can this artstyle just die already?

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be the change you want to see 🔪

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• Rooki@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be honest i wont be suprised if they add like a automatic deceased notice like this.

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  • atocci@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only reason they can imagine you haven’t logged in in a month.

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