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• Randomdude@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Its probably a representation of Zeus lol

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  • mriormro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Lucky for you Zeus is the name of my penis.

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I’m sorry.

      (You know that Zeus frequently became a swan to bang because it was more impressive that way, right?)

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Cockosaurus Rex

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• TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You know what’s funny is there isn’t like one of these winged penis things. They’re all over the ancient Mediterranean and Roman world, northern Libya, Greece, England, Germany, Spain, Italy. And they made so many of em, every local museum will have some already. It’s not even special if you find one lol

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Do you mean to say that winged penis things were pretty common in those regions?

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    • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Yes, that’s why those regions have flat bread. Since the penis creatures went extinct, they just can’t get it up anymore.

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• Corno@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the ancient Egyptian bowls with feet! Crazy how hybridization was back then.

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Bass proshop pyramid built by aliens

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201553/rs_500x210-150603125232-anigif_enhanced-buzz-11799-1403287509-4.gif

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Everyone: hahahaha

  Guts nightmare:

  (totally NSFW)

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  • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    For anyone at work, “penis gorillas” drawn in black and white best describes the above image.

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What sound did it make?

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  • JettisonJoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Cockadoodledoo

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• madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Ahh Kent, the dumbest of the dumb. Also a convicted fraud.

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• Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Actually if you knew anything about history you would know that all humans used to be women until an ancient ritual went wrong and combined the sky penises with half of the population and created the first men.

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