this can’t be someone’s dream job, it has to pay well
Karaoke place
Submitted 3 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.
bitfucker@programming.dev 3 months ago
Well, remember the news when one of those fucker even continue the procedure despite the patient SCREAMING in pain and he just doesn’t care?
TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’d say the same thing about plumbers, who wants to sniff poop all day?
turns out, nope! this guy loves his job youtube.com/@draincleaningaustralia
don@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The fuck? What kind of weirdass karaoke do they go to there the standard complimentary colonoscopy isn’t part of the experience? [SHUDDER] Must be that nasty dark back alley karaoke everyone warns you never to go to. Ew.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Forget the colonoscopy, in a lot of American karaoke places, they don’t even play with your ass, at all.
finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
This is a actual shitpost
medgremlin@midwest.social 3 months ago
Not if they did the bowel prep well enough.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Best part of a colonoscopy is the fentanyl they give you
medgremlin@midwest.social 3 months ago
It’s usually propofol.
Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Said fentanyl on the receipt, but fuck if I know. Muscle relaxer and mind relaxer is what the doc said
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 months ago
SingStar Splenic Flexure
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hey live unprocessed echo effects aint cheap you know
variants@possumpat.io 3 months ago
When you open a link and realize you just got rickrolled
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
People doing karaoke forget way to often that you got to twist and rotate it, just the ol’ in-n-out routine isn’t enough.
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Which song are they singing?
TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 3 months ago
Samwell - What what
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This song randomly shows up in my head like some prophecy of doom
SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
This is so perfect
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
The Bad Touch
by Bloodhound Gang
serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin