Shia LaBeouf
Anon takes the long way home
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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troglodytis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Quiet. Quiet…
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Oh no. I’m lost in the woods at night. I hope a spooky werewolf doesn’t come and get me.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Instance doesn’t check out
Estiar@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Oh no! Then you might become a cute werewolf! OwO
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stupid sexy werewolf.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
being followed in the forest at night is a special kind of scary. even when you know it’s your imagination.
taladar@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
On the other hand with an active imagination not being followed in the forest at night is another special kind of scary. You can imagine all kinds of ways you could trip over something and lie there unconscious or hurt and unable to move and nobody will find you for hours.
el_abuelo@programming.dev 11 months ago
Days.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My dad left like 10 years ago for milk and eggs. He came home in an urn. ☹️
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Milk and eggs for a fast shrinking diet. Noted.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not like I really cared to give any details, but aside from his prior existing health issues, he basically died from swallowing grits and eggs that were way too hot and he basically boiled his esophagus.
What’s worse is that he was old and stubborn and refused to go to the hospital for like 5 months, and he spent the last month of his life finally in the hospital, but way too late. ☹️💀
TL;Please Don’t Read - Make damn sure your food ain’t too hot.
zurohki@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.
orivar@programming.dev 11 months ago
Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Dad is the monster.
VitulusAureus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And OP is a blind girl.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?
el_abuelo@programming.dev 11 months ago
I get beaten twice a week.
Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.