Anon takes the long way home

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• zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

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  • orivar@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dad is the monster.

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    • VitulusAureus@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And OP is a blind girl.

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?

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    • el_abuelo@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I get beaten twice a week.

      Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.

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• troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shia LaBeouf

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  • ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Quiet. Quiet…

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    • Brickhead92@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh no. I’m lost in the woods at night. I hope a spooky werewolf doesn’t come and get me.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Instance doesn’t check out

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  • Estiar@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no! Then you might become a cute werewolf! OwO

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stupid sexy werewolf.

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• kusivittula@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  being followed in the forest at night is a special kind of scary. even when you know it’s your imagination.

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  • taladar@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On the other hand with an active imagination not being followed in the forest at night is another special kind of scary. You can imagine all kinds of ways you could trip over something and lie there unconscious or hurt and unable to move and nobody will find you for hours.

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    • el_abuelo@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Days.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My dad left like 10 years ago for milk and eggs. He came home in an urn. ☹️

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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Milk and eggs for a fast shrinking diet. Noted.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not like I really cared to give any details, but aside from his prior existing health issues, he basically died from swallowing grits and eggs that were way too hot and he basically boiled his esophagus.

      What’s worse is that he was old and stubborn and refused to go to the hospital for like 5 months, and he spent the last month of his life finally in the hospital, but way too late. ☹️💀

      TL;Please Don’t Read - Make damn sure your food ain’t too hot.

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