Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.
Anon takes the long way home
Submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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zurohki@aussie.zone 1 week ago
orivar@programming.dev 1 week ago
Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Dad is the monster.
VitulusAureus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And OP is a blind girl.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?
el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 week ago
I get beaten twice a week.
Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 week ago
Oh no. I’m lost in the woods at night. I hope a spooky werewolf doesn’t come and get me.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Instance doesn’t check out
Estiar@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Oh no! Then you might become a cute werewolf! OwO
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Stupid sexy werewolf.
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
being followed in the forest at night is a special kind of scary. even when you know it’s your imagination.
taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
On the other hand with an active imagination not being followed in the forest at night is another special kind of scary. You can imagine all kinds of ways you could trip over something and lie there unconscious or hurt and unable to move and nobody will find you for hours.
el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 week ago
Days.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My dad left like 10 years ago for milk and eggs. He came home in an urn. ☹️
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Milk and eggs for a fast shrinking diet. Noted.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Not like I really cared to give any details, but aside from his prior existing health issues, he basically died from swallowing grits and eggs that were way too hot and he basically boiled his esophagus.
What’s worse is that he was old and stubborn and refused to go to the hospital for like 5 months, and he spent the last month of his life finally in the hospital, but way too late. ☹️💀
TL;Please Don’t Read - Make damn sure your food ain’t too hot.
troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Shia LaBeouf
ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Quiet. Quiet…
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 week ago
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you!