Coyote
Submitted 5 weeks ago by TigerClawTV@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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EherVielleicht@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Since I can read it, it fuels my doubts if I am a real coyote. I’m raised by one and I don’t believe in biological essencialism but stuff like that makes me doubty identity
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Maybe you were a coyote raised by wolves.
SilentObserver@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I don’t get it.
/s
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
sleen@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Fake, I’m a coyote and I can read this quite clearly…
pipows@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
There are literate coyotes just like you, but they are sadly a minority. Coyote’s education is very overlooked by the government
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Running people across the border takes time away from school? And governments generally look down on it.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
That’s why it says ‘most’.
Monstrosity@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’ve also heard ferrets are terrible at Cribbage, but I’m not a scientist.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure that one’s been solidly proven in a long series of double blind tests, over a large, international, sample.
The problem is the result was also in company interest so many people think, without reading the papers themselves, that the money swayed the research and it can’t be trusted - despite multiple peer review and publication in most respected journals.
The real problem is the illegal ferret cribbage rings, whose benefactors seed 4chan and other sites rumours of the illegitimacy of the ferret cribbage research.
But you shouldn’t trust me, a stranger on the internet, on these matters. Who knows - I could be a shill for Big Weasel!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Does this mean that there is a small minority of coyotes that read Moby Dick all day?
VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
This fact might save my live one day
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Thanks that was quick
snek@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
100% is greater than 50%. Got it.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Wait… MOST?!?!?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
How do you think Wile E. Coyote orders his gadgets from ACME if he can’t read?
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
He’s a SUPER genius, remember!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There’s precedence.
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Lookorex@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Just watched that one last night!
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Coyote Shivers probably reads at at least a 5th grade level.