Coyote

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• ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait… MOST?!?!?

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How do you think Wile E. Coyote orders his gadgets from ACME if he can’t read?

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    • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s a SUPER genius, remember!

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s precedence.

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    • Lookorex@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just watched that one last night!

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Coyote Shivers probably reads at at least a 5th grade level.

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• EherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since I can read it, it fuels my doubts if I am a real coyote. I’m raised by one and I don’t believe in biological essencialism but stuff like that makes me doubty identity

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe you were a coyote raised by wolves.

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  • SilentObserver@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t get it.

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• guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most

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  • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hrmm. would

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    • sparkle@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What the fuck

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• sleen@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fake, I’m a coyote and I can read this quite clearly…

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  • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are literate coyotes just like you, but they are sadly a minority. Coyote’s education is very overlooked by the government

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    • EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Running people across the border takes time away from school? And governments generally look down on it.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why it says ‘most’.

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• Monstrosity@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve also heard ferrets are terrible at Cribbage, but I’m not a scientist.

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure that one’s been solidly proven in a long series of double blind tests, over a large, international, sample.

    The problem is the result was also in company interest so many people think, without reading the papers themselves, that the money swayed the research and it can’t be trusted - despite multiple peer review and publication in most respected journals.

    The real problem is the illegal ferret cribbage rings, whose benefactors seed 4chan and other sites rumours of the illegitimacy of the ferret cribbage research.

    But you shouldn’t trust me, a stranger on the internet, on these matters. Who knows - I could be a shill for Big Weasel!

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does this mean that there is a small minority of coyotes that read Moby Dick all day?

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• VonReposti@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This fact might save my live one day

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• lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thanks that was quick

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• snek@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  100% is greater than 50%. Got it.

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