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Anon is French

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Corndog@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As much as I love shitting on the French for being terrible with numbers (seriously, how the fuck is the word for ‘99’ ‘four-twenties, a ten, and a nine’?!?) this one seems intentional so you can feel when you run out.

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    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The funny thing is that in Switzerland they commonly say nonante neuf. So it’s not like there is no word for 90

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      • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Someone tried to improve the French language and predictably the French were having none of it.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because way back when, before sensible systems, they used base-20, and despite now running base-10, the base-20 is stuck in the language.

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      • Asetru@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        English has “twenty-one”, but no “onety-one”.

        But you have teens? Thirteen, fourteen etc? It’s just that a dozen was kind of special, so eleven and twelve are kind of irregular, but afterwards it’s just ordinary base 10, isn’t it?

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    • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Danish are similarly bad with numbers as the French

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      • noughtnaut@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We’re not bad with numbers, just at naming them. 😉 But that’s why we pretty much always use abbreviations.

        Abbreviations. Of numbers. Don’t think about it. 😅

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My ass will know I ran out when the panic fire stops working and not one second before. And probably several after.

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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait til you find out how Abraham Lincoln counted the passage of time…

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  • SufniDroid@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Later on they made a variant that accepts 30 round STANAG magazines, but the Army decided not to adopt it. Classic French behaviour.

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  • AlexisFR@jlai.lu ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: IRL burst firing modes don’t fire 3 bullets with a single presse of the trigger, you have to keep it down for all 3 bullets.

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    • boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This guy fucks

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      • Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t be shoots?

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    • redhorsejacket@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But, that’s still a single press of the trigger. Perhaps it is more accurate to say a single trigger squeeze, rather than press, but it remains true that it will fire all three rounds with you depressing the trigger once.

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      • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I would in fact consider that to be half a trigger press. Next I’ll talk about the topic of multiple dimensions!

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why does the barrel look like a shower hose

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    • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s ribbed for her pleasure

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    • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Adapter for rifle grenades.

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    • PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’re to increase surface area on the barrel to radiate heat more effectively.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What? It’s the FAMAS…and certainly not the only military rifle with 3 round burst. It also has single fire and full auto. Many magazines are in multiples of 5, so unless the user only carries 30 round magazines there will always be an odd one left if burst fire is the only mode used.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s the real mag capacity in these? Is it truly 25, as most video games make it?

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    • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS

      F1 has 25 rounds G2 has 30 rounds

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  • doesntfuckingmatter@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This checks out

    Anon is a fag

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    • JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Such edge!

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