Anon has the shits

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon is definitely full of shit.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I must evacuate my bowels, through my anus, into a porcelain bowl.

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not any more!

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And this is from an authority on anal expulsions!

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• corroded@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably the smell?

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He didn’t pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.

    There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.

    I hope I never get that sick ever again.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Enter the Sandman

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Say your prayers, little one

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    • turtlepower@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t forget, my son, to include everyone.

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well I have a new way to weird out strangers having a time in the public facilities.

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