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Anon has the shits

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon is definitely full of shit.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I must evacuate my bowels, through my anus, into a porcelain bowl.

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    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not any more!

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And this is from an authority on anal expulsions!

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  • corroded@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably the smell?

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He didn’t pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.

      There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.

      I hope I never get that sick ever again.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Enter the Sandman

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Say your prayers, little one

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      • turtlepower@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t forget, my son, to include everyone.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well I have a new way to weird out strangers having a time in the public facilities.

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