How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?
Anon has the shits
Submitted 11 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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corroded@lemmy.world 11 months ago
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Probably the smell?
Wanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
He didn’t pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.
There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.
I hope I never get that sick ever again.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Enter the Sandman
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Say your prayers, little one
turtlepower@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Don’t forget, my son, to include everyone.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well I have a new way to weird out strangers having a time in the public facilities.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Anon is definitely full of shit.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I must evacuate my bowels, through my anus, into a porcelain bowl.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Not any more!
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
And this is from an authority on anal expulsions!