Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.
Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea
Submitted 2 months ago by Streamwave@feddit.uk to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/machete-fight-in-southend-on-sea/
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kandoh@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.
themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Most normal day in England.
rah@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Paywall :-(
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 months ago
and a mass dispersal order was put into place
I.e “Piss off and do this somewhere else.”
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I challenge thee to a duel.
snekerpimp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“The wrong kid died”
Naich@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 months ago
UK needs machete control laws.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 months ago
But, but, I use it for home defense. If I’m ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Were they fighting over an XR3i?
dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net 2 months ago
The rollercoaster in the back ground 🤌🤌🤌💋
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can’t even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.
Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Timmy died that day mate
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today
Streamwave@feddit.uk 2 months ago
They just need a hug
modeler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Which is difficult to give without that arm