Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.
Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea
Submitted 1 month ago by Streamwave@feddit.uk to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/machete-fight-in-southend-on-sea/
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kandoh@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.
themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Most normal day in England.
rah@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Paywall :-(
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 month ago
and a mass dispersal order was put into place
I.e “Piss off and do this somewhere else.”
Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I challenge thee to a duel.
snekerpimp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The wrong kid died”
Naich@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.
Inucune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
UK needs machete control laws.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
But, but, I use it for home defense. If I’m ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Were they fighting over an XR3i?
dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net 1 month ago
The rollercoaster in the back ground 🤌🤌🤌💋
TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can’t even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.
Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Timmy died that day mate
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today
Streamwave@feddit.uk 1 month ago
They just need a hug
modeler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Which is difficult to give without that arm