Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea

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• TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can’t even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.

  Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Timmy died that day mate

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today

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  • Streamwave@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They just need a hug

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    • modeler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Which is difficult to give without that arm

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.

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• themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Most normal day in England.

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• rah@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Paywall :-(

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• Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  and a mass dispersal order was put into place

  I.e “Piss off and do this somewhere else.”

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• Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I challenge thee to a duel.

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• snekerpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “The wrong kid died”

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.

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• Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  UK needs machete control laws.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But, but, I use it for home defense. If I’m ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Were they fighting over an XR3i?

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• dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The rollercoaster in the back ground 🤌🤌🤌💋

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