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Six people arrested after machete fight in Southend-on-Sea

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Streamwave@feddit.uk⁩ to ⁨unitedkingdom@feddit.uk⁩

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/31/machete-fight-in-southend-on-sea/

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  • TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pffft, more nanny state nonsense. Can’t even have a cheeky little machete fight anymore.

    Back when I was a bairn the whole street would have machete fights. Little Timmy lost an arm, but you never hear him complain about it.

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    • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Timmy died that day mate

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      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And you never heard him complain about it, just goes to show how soft we are today

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    • Streamwave@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They just need a hug

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      • modeler@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Which is difficult to give without that arm

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  • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just force them to finish the fight. Throw them in an arena and the last one alive gets to leave with no charges.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thunderdome! Six men enter. One man leaves.

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  • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most normal day in England.

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  • rah@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Paywall :-(

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  • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and a mass dispersal order was put into place

    I.e “Piss off and do this somewhere else.”

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  • Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I challenge thee to a duel.

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  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “The wrong kid died”

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of course, if this was in the US, they would be using guns.

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    UK needs machete control laws.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But, but, I use it for home defense. If I’m ever attacked by an Amazonian tribe, I can defend myself.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Were they fighting over an XR3i?

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  • dirtybeerglass@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The rollercoaster in the back ground 🤌🤌🤌💋

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