Anon has to pee

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• cmder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love the fact they posted in food & cooking :D

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s relevant because fridge 😂

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• MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would once again like to reiterate my solution to such problems: sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was fooling around with a dom the other month who said they’ve had multiple first dates where people drink their pee. So they definitely exist, I second this as a viable solution

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I went to dry my clothes one Sunday morning. A roommates drunk friend has pissed in the dryer

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like my type.

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  • Dufurson@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can fix her… nah, nothing to be fixed

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  WHAT IS IT ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE AND PISSING IN FRIDGES

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ethanol inhibits the antidiuretic hormone (ADH) also known as vasopressin. ADH is used to regulate tonicity of bodily fluids, so essentially the amount of salts you have flowing through your body. If your body detects that you’re running too high of a salt level, the pituitary releases it to tell the kidneys to reabsorb more water from the nephrons and put it back into circulation thus diluting the salts. So, since ethanol inhibits the function of ADH, the kidneys just discard everything and beer has a lot of water.

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    • thirteene@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think the question was more about substituting the toilet with a fridge, than the details around how drinking beer mechanically turns to piss. Interesting read though!

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• merari42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Related story from a big party in the old town of Heidelberg 10 years ago. My friends were doing this really big party in their flat share apartment in the old town inviting lots of people. The stinking surprise on the next morning was that someone had shat in the vegetable drawer of their fridge.

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There was a story about a guy who spent the night at a girls. Got up to shit and got back into bed and cuddled up to her.

    The girl was like “did you just shit in the corner of my room?”

    Anyway she chucked him out.

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• lmaydev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I had a friend at uni who was a wandering drunk pisser. It was incredibly shit haha

  Notable ones I remember are in my wardrobe and on my other friends laptop

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same here. Dude pissed on my couch and my guitar amp once.

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  • Mubelotix@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why the hell did you allow him to get drunk at your places?

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    • lmaydev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fool me once…

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• RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Believable. Someone I knew had white floorstanding speakers. Once, wasted, he mistook them for the toilet and puked on them.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Go on. What colour are the speakers.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Clearly not white anymore

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t feel bad anon. I used to sleep walk and was awoken by my mom yelling at me one night cause I was pissing in the dryer. She thought I was drunk, hey maybe i was? I like to remember it as sleep walking so shhhhh

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• midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once I got so drunk that I opened up my closet and pissed into my laundry hamper.

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