Mind control would obviously be the most useful.
Anons Super Power
Submitted 9 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 months ago
granted you can control your own mind
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Got anxiety? No you don’t. Need to study for a test? Your new photographic memory says otherwise. Wish you could play a game again for the first time? Can’t wait to play that new game I just heard about, it’s gotten all kinds of praise!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 months ago
True free will at last.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
if you get to just control one person’s mind, I guess. I’m good enough at my own. I was interpreting it as controlling anyone’s mind, as in a bunch of people at a time. You could just tell them you’re invisible, for one.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
I would except Mind Control in any scenario except if they realize they were mind controlled (damn D&D).
If it’s short range I’d finally get a decent job and would never have to worry about being attacked in public.
If it can be used over camera, become an influencer, “hey guys if all of you that are within your means could donate 1 dollar to my GoFundMe I’d greatly appreciate it”. Instant semi ethical riches.
If I could use it on the mirror, “Wirlocke you’re going to feel well rested and do x task”.
nawa@lemmy.world 9 months ago
One other thing is that mind control must not be a universal thing, so it should only happen when you want it. First it would break social interactions, second it would quickly become boring.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
I definitely need more details. Like how long does the mind control last and will they remember what they did?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
50MYT@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Every time I see this I laugh at the background discussion that would have gone into this one joke
Are they allowed to do it? Should they? Is it worth it? How much censorship was required? How close to being cut was it?
Haha
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 months ago
Mind control. Let everyone think I’m invisible.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Would super strength mean my back won’t hurt anymore?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No. Your back still hurts but you’re just really strong now. You can lift a whole car while you’re lying flat on the ground though!
conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
My back pain is usually my hamstrings tensing and wrenching the fuck out of everything higher. More power might make that worse.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
My SI joints and TFL - part of quad that attaches to my hip) are brutal.
Too much shitty walking in heavy boots. I find activity actually helps, now that I’m mostly recovered after a pile of massage and physio. If I stay still (sit at my desk for a week).though I start to seize up
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
If you had mind control there’s no need to perv. You could just have them fuck you to smithereens any time you wanted…
lseif@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
thats not consentual tho.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Anon could achieve their goals with any one of those powers.
match@pawb.social 9 months ago
But invisibility is the least invasive to do it with, therefore anon is a good person
lseif@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
i hope everyone here is just joking about what they would use invisibity or mind control for…
Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That SRT looks like the Chrome Hounds anime that never was.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
mind control to have donald trumo terribly try to take over a cruise ship.
Iloveyurianime@ani.social 9 months ago
Greentext reminds me of a video of a ghost doing weird stuff to people
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Mind control is objectively the best option. Using the ability to affect the dispositions of others, I’d easily be able to perv on guys and hump them in their sleep.
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Mind control is objectively better than the others only if you have no morals.
Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 months ago
Yet you could also do much more good with mind control powers than the others. You could be the ultimate mediator, force peace through a means other than violence, get massive changes in place to help the environment, etc. The power absolutely has potential for great evil, but a good person could accomplish much.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Objectively morals are irrelevant.