Anon goes to a donut shop

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• xep@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did anon do wrong? It's a blithe, silly answer and bothers nobody. Anon can totally go back.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re not wrong, but it comes down to delivery. I’ve said a lot of bizarre, goofy lines in my time, in various stages of social aptitude. The same line comes across very differently based on whether it’s said confidently with a self-assured smile, or muttered while looking at your shoes.

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    • aeki@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is my problem, I am impulsive and silly enough to still say things, but the way they come out sometimes makes me want to die a little inside and stop being perceived forever.

      Sometimes if I am not doing too badly I still can turn it around, where the very failure of delivery can on its own get the laughs (or groans). If I sort of stay with it long enough to express something like “yeah, that was bad wasn’t it? want more?”. But it does require a minimum of social aptitude like you said, which for me varies a lot.

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  • RadicalEagle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally the type of line I’d use as a litmus test to see if people were cool.

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  • VubDapple@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon is locked into self directed attention showing him his shame when considering that there is a whimsical part of himself known as the chocolate man inside himself. Why this makes him ashamed is not specified. I speculate that there is a belief that if other people knew he would be the subject of ridicule.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be silly. It makes the world a better place.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Come back, Anon. We’ll just write Chocolate Man on your cups, its okay.

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• Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You rolled a nat 20 on your response and then chose to fail the check

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon returns to chocolate land never to be seen again.

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• Klear@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  👉😎👉Zoop!

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• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imo he fucking nailed that interaction.

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• kylie_kraft@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • boletus@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re just trying to have a casual conversation, as long as they aren’t trying to offend you it’s fine. It’s shit treating staff like an eftpos machine and not acknowledging they are human.

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• sazey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  anon needs to man up and own his quirky ass personality

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• bobotron@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  don’t worry anon, we come from the land of chocolate

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  • fernlike3923@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aw, man…
    1000003952

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine getting rejected by a snoo wearing a fedora. I wouldn’t be able to recover.

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• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Donut city over here

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• t_berium@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How offensive of the cashier!

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• robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would laugh my ass off if I heard this in public.

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• crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chocolate man ran, but we chocolate man stan.

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