“we buy scrap metal” would have been better
A story in two parts
Submitted 1 month ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Principles baby
madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m willing to offer you 1 million ^Zimbabwe dollars!
janNatan@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Would be funnier if it didn’t say “used” and only “junk.”
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I don’t think it’s been a year yet.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plus, that sounds like a bad investment on the part of that business.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You know what they say. One man’s cybertruck is that man’s garbage bin.
tyler@programming.dev 1 month ago
Think it would have been funnier in the other order
DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] 1 month ago
You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now
hotpot8toe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.
Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.
moody@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.
renzev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not a joke tho?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Perfect ending.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story the actually ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.