A story in two parts

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story the actually ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “we buy scrap metal” would have been better

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• thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.

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• problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.

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  • sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Principles baby

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  • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m willing to offer you 1 million ^Zimbabwe dollars!

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• janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would be funnier if it didn’t say “used” and only “junk.”

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t think it’s been a year yet.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plus, that sounds like a bad investment on the part of that business.

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know what they say. One man’s cybertruck is that man’s garbage bin.

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Think it would have been funnier in the other order

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• DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

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• hotpot8toe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.

    Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.

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  • renzev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not a joke tho?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Perfect ending.

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