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A story in two parts

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story the actually ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “we buy scrap metal” would have been better

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  • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.

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  • problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.

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    • sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Principles baby

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    • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m willing to offer you 1 million ^Zimbabwe dollars!

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Would be funnier if it didn’t say “used” and only “junk.”

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is some professional-grade passive aggressive advertising lol

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  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think it’s been a year yet.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plus, that sounds like a bad investment on the part of that business.

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You know what they say. One man’s cybertruck is that man’s garbage bin.

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Think it would have been funnier in the other order

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  • DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

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  • hotpot8toe@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’ll quit as soon as it stops being true.

      Plus, the PT Cruiser has been discontinued for years and we’ve got to pick on somebody.

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      • moody@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, tge Nissan Cube is also discontinued, so you can’t pick on that either.

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    • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So scroll past it. No one forces you to interact with these posts.

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    • renzev@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not a joke tho?

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Perfect ending.

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