Praise the Lrod!

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thankfully, Jesus gives an H for ehfort

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Person dies and arrives in the afterlife in hevaen … it looks like heaven but everything is a little fucked up. All water is actually alcohol, drinking alcohol doesn’t get you drunk, hamburgers make you high, Hitler is dancing around with children, everything is edible, you can speak any language but you have a really high pitched voice, there’s a constant slight smell of urine everywhere and angels are obnoxious assholes.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These are the people who want to determine the school curriculum and run the country.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not only am I stupid and uneducated, but I want you to know it!

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s saying what we’re all thinking

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  • Fester@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The license plate says “fukcin”

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jesus Christ? Who’s that? I only know our lord and savior Jesus Crhist.

  (sarcasm)

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *Knock knock*

    Hello, sir. I was wondering if you’ve heard the good nwes?

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    • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yes, I totlaly have.

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  • PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What are you, one of those elephant looking aliens from Mass Effect?

    (question)

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    • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve never played that game so I have no idea.

      (serious answer)

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• sleen@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you love Jesus Crhist, Jesus Crhist will love you back

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• joshoff@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

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• Senseless@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  no ragrets!

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t find that one image of the dumbass who carved “JESUS” in to his forearm, so pretend I did and you’re looking at it.

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• CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  jesus hrtist

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• Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cris Heist

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read that as an an explicit on itself. Like, “Jesus Christ! How bad is this?”

  I know it’s not intended that way, but it’s clever. Like a self-sustaining joke.

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