McCafé

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.

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  • refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Took me a min

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• RandomWalker@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ken??

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  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well at least she ain’t shoving them up your ass.

      Checks username … Wait

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• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  McAfee Antivirus

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  Alleged murderer John McAfee

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  • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?

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    • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don’t personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can’t find a source that I’m willing to actually link.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They wouldn’t. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn’t kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.

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    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

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    • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bitter cetacean ex

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Be careful asking questions like that!!11

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    • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What makes you think that Epstein was killed?

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• kionite231@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Took me a while to get the joke since I didn’t read the username.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.

    I’m not smart.

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• testman@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still better than that Swarovsky Antivitus

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This took me a little too long to get. Maybe he should go dig up the corpse of the OG, he could probably help.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does McCafe have a poop hammock?

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  • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, but they do have the next best thing.

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    • ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A poop knife?

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  McVirús

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• Lev_Astov@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I expected this comment to be from KenM

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Correction, I buy your products there for my computer has virus

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Say what you will about the antivirus software, the dude who it’s named after had a wild fucking life.

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• lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Kitboga has entered the chat

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• ndondo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does not compute

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  • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither does his computer after all those viruses

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• istanbullu@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

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