Anon's phone gets stolen

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• Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen

    Isn’t that what the post is saying? That’s why their worldview changed; the sudden discovery of their phone at home caused them to realize it wasn’t stolen after all

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    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Being 4chan my assumption was they were suspecting feds.

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously the robber broke into Anon’s house and put the phone back. It’s probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.

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    • Obonga@feddit.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Secure the data on a sandbox first

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is there a joke I’m missing besides they got black out drunk?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes?

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• LANIK2000@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a similar story with my literature book from my high-school days. Twas gone, legit couldn’t find it the entire year, and then in the morning of the very last day when we were supposed to return them, there it was, on the very top of my messy ass table. I’m guessing my mom probably randomly found it and put it there, but even then, that’s some bloody impeccable timing.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your house gremlins obviously stole it and brought it to your house.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gizmo caca!!!

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it was a goblin, and his name is rob

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my whole worldview changed

  Pic related, became Ike Eisenhower.

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  • KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I only see Deathhead

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My stuff gets stolen like this all the time.

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you don’t guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God damnit.

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