Is there a joke I’m missing besides they got black out drunk?
Anon's phone gets stolen
Submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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LANIK2000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a similar story with my literature book from my high-school days. Twas gone, legit couldn’t find it the entire year, and then in the morning of the very last day when we were supposed to return them, there it was, on the very top of my messy ass table. I’m guessing my mom probably randomly found it and put it there, but even then, that’s some bloody impeccable timing.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Your house gremlins obviously stole it and brought it to your house.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gizmo caca!!!
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
it was a goblin, and his name is rob
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
my whole worldview changed
Pic related, became Ike Eisenhower.
KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I only see Deathhead
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 year ago
My stuff gets stolen like this all the time.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When you don’t guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
God damnit.
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Isn’t that what the post is saying? That’s why their worldview changed; the sudden discovery of their phone at home caused them to realize it wasn’t stolen after all
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Being 4chan my assumption was they were suspecting feds.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Obviously the robber broke into Anon’s house and put the phone back. It’s probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.
Obonga@feddit.de 1 year ago
Secure the data on a sandbox first