I feel alternately sad and disbelieving when I see this one. The poster is either fake, or obviously lacking in a basic education. This goes beyond stupidity, and speaks rather to someone who wasn’t given any schooling, and is spelling entirely by sound. The latter just makes me sad.
Genital Horse for sale
Submitted 2 years ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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sxan@midwest.social 2 years ago
dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ya, this is bate; no one is thes bad, evrey misteak seams delibrit…
sxan@midwest.social 2 years ago
Maybe. But if you image someone with a deep accent, only fundamental reading skills, spelling words by sound… if you read it out loud it almost sounds rural Kentucky, or Tennessee.
tuna@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
My first impression is that it feels fake because of:
when kids our on him
our -> are
Come try are boy
are -> our
Maybe it depends on accent but “are” and “our” are homophones in my accent and if you spelled by sound you’d likely spell “our” as “are” …i cant help but feel like it’s intentionally increasing the mistake counter :(
sxan@midwest.social 2 years ago
You’re probably right. I’d rather that you were right; like I said, a troll is less depressing than the alternative.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 years ago
But not entirely unheard of, especially with older rural farmers. I think my grandpa finished 5th grade before he started working.
sparkle@lemm.ee 2 years ago
21% of US adults are illiterate in English, mostly in rural areas and predominantly Spanish-speaking areas
sxan@midwest.social 2 years ago
Agreed.
On the other hand, it shows how a primary language having very inconsistent&non-phonetic spelling completely fucks up the literacy average
One of my biggest English pet-peeves. The other is “living language” revisionists who argue that language should be allowed to evolve, thereby validating any faddish slang that’s used; and so-called “dictionaries” like those hacks at Merriam-Webster who’ll add anything to their English dictionary as long as one of their editors heard the word used in the radio once.
OED is the only English dictionary of any repute.
Ballistic_86@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is an interesting mix of “horse people” who tend to have money and thus education and a really stupid person. Bravo.
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
People who own horses are either rich as sin or poor as dirt and there is literally zero in between
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And very often they’re poor as dirt because they have horses. I analyzed a colleague’s finances with her and the only reason she has to work overtime every week is because of her horses, her reaction was to build what she needs to keep them at home and she then bought another horse because she now has money to spare because she doesn’t need to pay rent anymore…
Drusas@kbin.run 2 years ago
I know there are many people out there who are this level of illiterate, but the title of this makes me relieved that it's almost certainly a joke post.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
GENTILE!
They mean gentile, not whatever it says now.
Was a bit worried there for a sec.
ephrin@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Copy that, horse is not Jewish.
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How does someone so bad at spelling have the money for a horse and land?
Drusas@kbin.run 2 years ago
You actually see a lot more horse ownership in poor, rural locations than in wealthy ones.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Nepotism.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 years ago
rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
tesseract transcription (fixed a bit + gimp included):
Posted: 5 days ago
huge genital horse - $750You will smile when you rid on this sweat
gledding. Every body all ways comments on
his genitalness an they love him. He is a
gledding so no worries about pregnancy. HE
really licks when kids our on him. We use him
for trials. He’s 15.5 hands and S years old. He
is yellowish color. Write home is empowertant,
Come try are boy. We can bored him hear to if
you lick. Thanks youBoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Money me, money now. Me a money, needing a lot now.
PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
That could be a pop song
maniii@lemmy.world 2 years ago
People on the internets like to laugh at the Cornish accent ? Maybe ? :-D
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fuck this stupid censoring trend. So cringe.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 years ago
F🅱️ck this st🅱️pid censoring trend*
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s just to get around Instagram/Facebook/Xitter filters.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeah I figured. But for one, why use a platform if it treats you like a toddler?