@fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :x and :q! and watch the world burn
Protons
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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kaupas24@kbin.social 5 weeks ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
:q! Is the only time command I know pls don’t do this to me. :,)
Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think there’s a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that…
businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
fun unsolicited vim fact: just
:x
works as save and quitjoyjoy@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.
skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
It’s federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I wish everyone was addicted to crack
joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice
You just need to work around da rules
Zozano@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.
Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.
10_0@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
More of this, holy shit
Zozano@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch
noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!
Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.
LOL here you go, now wish to teleport to the event horizon to test it out.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
at risks
We need better AI to write this stuff.
skye@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
so now someone that’s (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?
Aux@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I don’t feel very positive about this idea.
kaupas24@kbin.social 5 weeks ago
@fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can't directly reply to your comment, but :x is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
I :q! then nano lmao
Hule@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ZZ rules!
anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Inaccurate format, mischaracterizes Cosmo and Wanda.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid
FireTower@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.
anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Specifically that characterization is what I see as inaccurate. Wanda was wacky and irresponsible, too. Cosmo was just more of a ditz about it.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.