Protons

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• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.

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• kaupas24@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :x and :q! and watch the world burn

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    :q! Is the only time command I know pls don’t do this to me. :,)

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    • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think there’s a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that…

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  • businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fun unsolicited vim fact: just :x works as save and quit

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.

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• pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.

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• skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them.

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• omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.

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  • AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).

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    • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable.

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• BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wish everyone was addicted to crack

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice

      You just need to work around da rules

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    • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.

      Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.

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• 10_0@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  More of this, holy shit

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  • Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch

    noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!

    Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.

    LOL here you go, now wish to teleport to the event horizon to test it out.

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  at risks

  We need better AI to write this stuff.

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  • skye@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    so now someone that’s (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?

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    • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t feel very positive about this idea.

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• kaupas24@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can't directly reply to your comment, but :x is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I :q! then nano lmao

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  • Hule@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ZZ rules!

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• anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid

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  • FireTower@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!

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