@fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :x and :q! and watch the world burn
Protons
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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kaupas24@kbin.social 1 year ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
:q! Is the only time command I know pls don’t do this to me. :,)
Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think there’s a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that…
businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
fun unsolicited vim fact: just
:x
works as save and quitjoyjoy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.
skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
It’s federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.
AffineConnection@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I wish everyone was addicted to crack
joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice
You just need to work around da rules
Zozano@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.
Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone’s blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.
10_0@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
More of this, holy shit
Zozano@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch
noo timmy, you’re still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!
Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.
LOL here you go, now wish to teleport to the event horizon to test it out.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
at risks
We need better AI to write this stuff.
skye@lemmy.world 1 year ago
so now someone that’s (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?
Aux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I don’t feel very positive about this idea.
kaupas24@kbin.social 1 year ago
@fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can't directly reply to your comment, but :x is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
I :q! then nano lmao
Hule@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ZZ rules!
anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
[deleted]SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid
FireTower@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.