Died with their flesh in my moutb
Honestly, this is probably how I will end up dieing
Submitted 1 month ago by _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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can@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Always knew he’d die with one or more bears inside him.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On weed gummy bears.
remotedev@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
He didn’t die, he just thought he was dead
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Permanently relocated to a higher plane of existence.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Okay, but are gummy bears included in the pool of “random bear” for the woods encounter? Would that mean teddy bears are too? Then we’d have to consider gingerbread men, snowmen, etc. for the “random man” pool. This whole situation is becoming less threatening the more I think about it
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Snowmen are spooky. I saw this one Norwegian documentary about a serial killer who used them as his calling card. The editing was truly horrific. I think it was called The Snowman Who Couldn’t Slow Down
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought the whole point was that the bear in any form was already less threatening than a man.
byroon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cause of death: (guts) ripped apart by (catastrophic diarrhea caused by eating too many gummy) bears
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Do you think a real bear wouldn’t rip apart your (guts)?
LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz 1 month ago
“dieing”
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Not me. I’m going out like Elvis.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact: in 1987 a young boy was killed and partially eaten by polar bears at a zoo in Brooklyn after he and two other children snuck into the enclosure. Donald Trump offered to pay for his funeral but then reneged.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And if you choke to death while eating gummy worms then people will say you had brain worms.
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 month ago
Okay but would you rather choke to death on a gummy bear, or a gummy man?
Checkmate, Haribros
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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