unlimited power

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• Shadow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you haven’t seen this commercial from an eon ago: youtu.be/Z8yW5cyXXRc

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The government shoots down anyone who does this

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  • weariedfae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Epilepsy warning.

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    • ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stop giving epilepsy spoilers!

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• weariedfae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This joke is so old it owns a home.

  Ba dum tss.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Neither is falling when connected to the generator. That’s nature’s cruel joke; the cat-bread dynamo is limitless energy but it can never be harnessed.

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  • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It could perhaps turns a fan due to the air current it generates by spinning?

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• TaviRider@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s a fatal flaw in the premise. It is impossible to fasten something to a cat.

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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Even if it were, attaching it to the generator prevents the cat-bread from falling, thus canceling the motion.

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• drasglaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  nope. The cat would land on its feet, then instantly roll around to spread the butter on your carpet.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In that case you can use it as a spreader. Great success

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m concerned about how the generator is connected to that poor cat

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  • GregorTacTac@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My first thought as well. No straps, just straight into the cat’s arse.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where are you attaching that shaft?! Poor cat!

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Problem engineers?

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• andrewth09@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who else thought that was an Arduino?

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• CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ezcept that’s the engine part of the generator, which is the part that spins the alternator, ahich ge erates electricity.

  So you’re just attaching a make spinny part to another make spinny part, which cancel each other out so the cat just remains stationary as long as the engine runs.

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• sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cat-bread would keep rotatin ~and never falls~ as it falls to the ground

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• bananabenana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Omelas generator

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This brings up some interesting moral questions

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