Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels

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• KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The fact that it can’t even fit a bicycle in the back was an eye-opener.
  I can fit 2 bicycles in the back of my 2001 Ford Focus (3 if I have an allen key on hand).
  And they stay dry when it rains.

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  • jonne@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yep, your average hatchback is infinitely more practical than this thing, but for whatever reason Tesla (and most other EV makers) decided not to make one. There’s basically just the electric Golf and the Hyundai ionic 5 as options if you want that.

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      they could have had the EV market by the balls but instead they made the simpsonmobile 2.0

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    While that seems constrictung ….

    • Rivian has a foot shorter bed
    • F-150 has a range of beds, with the middle choice the same length as Cybertruck

    It seems like a common shortcoming to many trucks, not a shortcoming of cybertruck.

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    • elbarto777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jesus. If I can’t fit a couch in the bed of my truck, then it’s fucking useless. An SUV is better at this point.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yup. Honda Element owner - I’ve hauled dirt bikes, desks, lumber and mulch. Fits into a compact space. Shitwagons like this are ridiculous.

    I wonder when someone’s going to go Nader and sue these (cybertrucks but also the entire spectrum of jacked up never-been-in-dirt macho-mobiles) - unsafe at any speed, ridiculously wasteful in fuel efficiency etc.

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      an EV honda element would be great

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But can you run over zombies after the zombie apocalypse?

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no because all the blood will require you spend 8 hours rebooting it and waste hours washing it in the shade.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not if you can’t find a gas generator.

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• Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s like a regular cyberpunk dystopia, but lame.

  Implying cyberpunk dystopias are cool lol. There’s a reason it’s called dystopia and no utopia.

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Always reminded me of The Homer.

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• Fixbeat@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I guess every generation gets to have a punchline vehicle.

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  • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cybertruck is the new Pinto?

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    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      PT Cruiser.

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    • Fermion@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think it parallels nicely with the DeLorean before Back to the Future made the DeLorean look cool.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The rust in that thumbnail is fake. Right? It can’t be that bad on the actual Tesla. Can it?

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  • douglasg14b@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It has to be. The truck is made from stainless steel, which can develop small amounts of rust-like corrosion, but absolutely nothing of this fashion.

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  • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stupid clickbait

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It is

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t wash it in direct sunlight. Or rust.

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• RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Cyberpunk adding this to the game as pictured would be gold.

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Even better: youtu.be/SDZn4BBOIDw

  What a friggin disaster. Nay - shame.

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  "Let me create a hunk of shit and they will still buy it.

  -Elon probably

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Cyberrussz$sys.drv_not_found

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